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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(picoyapchuから)

My body is gunna hate me in the morning!!!. My legs are feeling like straight jelly

cdnmooselr:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. [deathbulge]


I always take this VERY personally.
missanthropyy:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:



"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life


yep

comboverrated:

TBH I LOVE WHEN MY GIRL FRIENDS TELL ME ABOUT GUYS THEYRE TALKING TO LIKE THEYRE SO HAPPY N IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
ALSO YES BINCH GET THAT DICK

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

(ibleedchocolateから)

the-somewhat-amazing-spiderman:

It’s October tomorrow, here are some gifs for all your spooky needs.

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